Question: Steve, Do you think Clay Buchholz is throwing some kind of spitball?
Steve: No. But I hope I’m wrong. And whether he is or not, I think it’s great he’s been accused of it.
Questioner: What? I can’t believe it! How can you say that?
Steve: I think it’s great that we finally have a controversy about something that is happening on the field rather than in the manager’s office or the front office or the commissioner’s office or a congressional hearing room or a courtroom. Maybe now, people will have to stop texting and actually watch the friggin’ game for once.